Man Utd's Christmas Party

Gary Stevens Age : 30 Joined : 24 Jul 2007 Posts : 1798

Rio's Ferdinand's great idea for the players' Christmas party - let's keep the real WAGs out and get in 100 new WAG wannabes:

http://www.onetouchfootball.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=012349;p=1

The predictable consequences:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article597453.ece

Can you imagine trying to sell that to the wife? "Erm, you're not invited but 100 girls picked only for their looks are. Yes, I'll be home in a week, if you're lucky."
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The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It is nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It is about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom.

Edgar Davids Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2576

Unbelievable. I know most footballers are stupid, but that's amazing.

Founding Father Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 1704

"Some of the girls were from London and Newcastle". I thought they'd struggle to find 100 beauties in Manchester!

Everything I hate about modern day footballers summed up in those two articles. Bunch of disrespectful Chavs. ARE YOU WATCHING FABIO!?!?!

Edgar Davids Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 3552

Rio is the biggest tit of them all.

Gary Stevens Age : 30 Joined : 24 Jul 2007 Posts : 1798

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2007/12/19/i-can-be-timberlake-you-can-be-beyonce-89520-20259987/

Love the complaint by the girl at the end. What did she expect - a chat about philosophy with Wes Brown over a glass of merlot?
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The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It is nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It is about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom.

Gregor Raziak Age : 39 Joined : 31 Jul 2007 Posts : 473

Should of gone on a tram

Edgar Davids Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2576

She was on her way till she saw your bloody blue and brown undies.

Gregor Raziak Age : 39 Joined : 31 Jul 2007 Posts : 473

Jealousy is a terrible thing. Many have tried to resist the siren call of my shreddies, but they cannot deny the attraction of the 95% cotton, 5% lycra prison that ensnares my behemoth.

Edgar Davids Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2576

I would imagine that since your wife gave birth your behemoth has shrivelled into something resembling a thirty year old chrysalis.

Gary Stevens Age : 30 Joined : 24 Jul 2007 Posts : 1798

I heard a rumour that BC's jabberwocky has been snicker snackered by the vorpal blade of a jubjub bird.

C'est vrai?
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The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It is nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It is about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom.

Edgar Davids Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 2316