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ozspur Gary Stevens


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 1063
| Subject: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 16:03 | |
| The mid-season break cannot come soon enough for the mighty SiHKQT, as alcohol, tiredness and plain old stupidity have started to take its toll on the team members. With another late Sunday night looming for the team, pundits are not hopeful for a favourable outcome tomorrow evening. The self-proclaimed "Special No.10" has no doubt been telling anyone who will listen that its his midfield tenaciousness that is keeping the team in contention for a top 3 finish. Statistics, sadly, tell another story and the Lockhard faithful are beginning to wonder whether the "Special Ten" is all that special. A big performance is needed from him tomorrow night. Pot-shot Jezza did nothing last week to appease his hypercritical fans and any hopes he may have of a big money move to Team X were surely put to rest with last week's appalling performance. Team X had been monitoring him closely and the late debacle with his "baseline" call was enough for them to put their cheque book away. The veteran of the team, Ozspur, was a pale shadow of his former self, popping up occasionally with the speculative 30 yarder most of which, sadly, ended up way off target. This is a man who clearly needs a break. The team was also hit by young Dannyboy's lack of commitment last week and much again will depend on whether this talented, but obviously easily led-astray starlet, can truly step up a gear and fulfill his potential. The signs last week were not good. SiHKQT has a lot to prove tomorrow evening. Sales of "Pot-shot Jezza" shirts have dropped off markedly and a good performance by all tomorrow is sorely needed. Are we up for it? _________________ We're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane TOTTENHAM.
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Number 10 Edgar Davids


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 2316
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 16:12 | |
| | ozspur wrote: | | The mid-season break cannot come soon enough for the mighty SiHKQT, as alcohol, tiredness and plain old stupidity have started to take its toll on the team members. With another late Sunday night looming for the team, pundits are not hopeful for a favourable outcome tomorrow evening. The self-proclaimed "Special No.10" has no doubt been telling anyone who will listen that its his midfield tenaciousness that is keeping the team in contention for a top 3 finish. Statistics, sadly, tell another story and the Lockhard faithful are beginning to wonder whether the "Special Ten" is all that special. A big performance is needed from him tomorrow night. Pot-shot Jezza did nothing last week to appease his hypercritical fans and any hopes he may have of a big money move to Team X were surely put to rest with last week's appalling performance. Team X had been monitoring him closely and the late debacle with his "baseline" call was enough for them to put their cheque book away. The veteran of the team, Ozspur, was a pale shadow of his former self, popping occasionally with the speculative 30 yarder most of which, sadly, ended up way off target. This is a man who clearly needs a break. The team was also hit by young Dannyboy's lack of commitment last week and much again will depend on whether this talented, but obviously easily led-astray starlet, can truly step up a gear and fulfill his potential. The signs last week were not good. SiHKQT has a lot to prove tomorrow evening. Sales of "Pot-shot Jezza" shirts have dropped off markedly and a good performance by all tomorrow is sorely needed. Are we up for it? |
Good stuff, sir! I may well be up for it.
I'm also up for a bite to eat before the City game tonight as I'll be in town anyway. |
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ozspur Gary Stevens


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 1063
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 17:03 | |
| [quote="Number 10"]| ozspur wrote: | | I'm also up for a bite to eat before the City game tonight as I'll be in town anyway. |
Sorry, won't get to Delaney's till 10.30ish. Will bring the Spurs CD for the tram (it's likely I will be late for that ) and I'll also bring the Neil Young DVD along for your enjoyment in the off-season  _________________ We're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane TOTTENHAM. |
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spur'don Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 3552
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 18:57 | |
| 24 hours after SIHKQT veteran Ozspur was caught soliciting lady boys outside the home of SIHK news of another scandal has emerged. Star player and crowd favourite, Spur'don was reportedly suffering from a 48 hour binge drinking session. The media was alerted to his problems after his disappearance on Friday evening and failure to turn up for the sponsered 'queuearathon' on the early hours of Saturday. This was followed by another heavy drinking session on Saturday in the district of sai kung which has raised questions about his mental condition.
A spokensman for the club said they are expecting him to be named in the squad for Monday's quiz team but said it was highly unlikely he will be in Delaney's for tonight's pre-quiz training session.
The club issued a statement saying "our thoughts and prays go out to Spur'don on and his family. He is committed to striving towards a full recovery and playing a pivotal role in SIHKQT efforts to climb the table." |
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ozspur Gary Stevens


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 1063
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 19:15 | |
| Sky Breaking News
Team X's denial of interest in Pot-shot Jezza reportedly led to his 'lost weekend'. SiHKQT representatives have confirmed that Pot-shot has been booked into a rehab centre. Tomorrow will be his last appearance until his health improves. _________________ We're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane TOTTENHAM. |
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DannyBoy Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2596
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 19:18 | |
| I'll be there.
Hopefully I can prevent the second half collapse that occurred during my enforced absence. _________________ Pulling on a spurs shirt is like getting a hug from God |
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GDG Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2576
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 20:02 | |
| | spur'don wrote: | | The media was alerted to his problems after his disappearance on Friday evening and failure to turn up for the sponsered 'queuearathon' on the early hours of Saturday. | Am I the only one who read that as "queerathon?" |
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spur'don Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 3552
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 20:17 | |
| | GDG wrote: | | spur'don wrote: | | The media was alerted to his problems after his disappearance on Friday evening and failure to turn up for the sponsered 'queuearathon' on the early hours of Saturday. | Am I the only one who read that as "queerathon?" |
haha. that's why i didn't attend ! |
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ozspur Gary Stevens


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 1063
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 21:20 | |
| | GDG wrote: | | spur'don wrote: | | The media was alerted to his problems after his disappearance on Friday evening and failure to turn up for the sponsered 'queuearathon' on the early hours of Saturday. |
Am I the only one who read that as "queerathon?" |
Probably - says something about those DB types  _________________ We're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane, we're the Park Lane TOTTENHAM. |
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spur'don Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 3552
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Sun Dec 09 2007, 23:54 | |
| | DannyBoy wrote: | I'll be there.
Hopefully I can prevent the second half collapse that occurred during my enforced absence. |
I have to say this drinking culture which has found it's way into the SIHKQT stems from Dannyboy. All these 7am finishes on a sunday morning are beginning to rub off on other members. |
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Number 10 Edgar Davids


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 2316
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Mon Dec 10 2007, 12:25 | |
| | yes indeed. So much so that I think I may need to give myself a break and skip this evening. |
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DannyBoy Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2596
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Mon Dec 10 2007, 12:32 | |
| Actually, you'll notice I drink by far the least at the SiHKQT events.
Lack of funs and not being overly keen on drinking on a school night means I'm usually on the softdrinks as I will be tonight.
James don't you dare not come!
1. I need to get the Erikson book off you.
2. Its probably the last SiHKQT event of 2007.
3. As you are so keen on saying, its nearly christmas
4. You'll further strengthen the case for you as "Softcore". _________________ Pulling on a spurs shirt is like getting a hug from God |
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Number 10 Edgar Davids


Joined : 08 Jun 2007 Posts : 2316
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Mon Dec 10 2007, 12:40 | |
| | DannyBoy wrote: |
James don't you dare not come!
1. I need to get the Erikson book off you.
2. Its probably the last SiHKQT event of 2007.
3. As you are so keen on saying, its nearly christmas
4. You'll further strengthen the case for you as "Softcore". |
1 - Forgot it anyway 2 - there's always 08 3 - hence being out til stupid o'clock last night. Can't do every night 4 - don't care
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DannyBoy Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 2596
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Mon Dec 10 2007, 12:52 | |
| | Number 10 wrote: | | DannyBoy wrote: |
James don't you dare not come!
1. I need to get the Erikson book off you.
2. Its probably the last SiHKQT event of 2007.
3. As you are so keen on saying, its nearly christmas
4. You'll further strengthen the case for you as "Softcore". |
1 - Forgot it anyway 2 - there's always 08 3 - hence being out til stupid o'clock last night. Can't do every night 4 - don't care
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1. I hate you. You make Baby Jesus cry. 2. 3. Don't be a wuss. We don't stay out late at the SiHKQT evenings anyway. Don't drink. 4. Softcore. _________________ Pulling on a spurs shirt is like getting a hug from God |
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spur'don Edgar Davids


Joined : 06 Jun 2007 Posts : 3552
| Subject: Re: 10th Dec Quiz Mon Dec 10 2007, 16:32 | |
| Dannyboy and Ozspur. I presume we're going to soldier on without Number 10. Last time we did a lot better without him so his absence ought to be positive !
I will arrive at 7pm. How about you guys ? |
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